clumsy riddim (feat. paterson cook)

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a collaboration from across alberta, calgary's paterson cook kills this bouncy beat


Nothin like a six pack Of nice beers,
A phat bone
and a couple bumps up in your dome
Bass buzzing the blown bits offa busted speaker cones
some gear in your ears and a beat up microphone
Friday nights kicked back like a time smear
high like twilight zone
spittin like a mothafuckin cyclone,
double swift spliff shit tears flowing into your ears
And blown out from deep down under my collarbone
My Appetite for thick stacks
growing like white fear,
trouble is I'm losing steam as I'm getting old
Knees cracking plateau
But I'm shedding gleam
With An offsetting lean,
cuz the other half of my dome
is getting Hard like a stone
goodfellas deniro
Pesci from casino
Drinking too much cream
Smoking too much weed and soaked in too much cologne
But i smells too god damn fresh ya know
Growing wise like yitzhak
I Spit for my young bros
Staring up at my double chin
Learning from my shinbones
Watch my loose footwork go
Spicy like jalapeño flamenco
zinging like double shots of espresso
Zoned in like a heavy dose
of speed laced with buspirone
I destroy all of those
Who try and step to the chrome
I freestyle my tomes
this spit shit make up the core of my genome
Make y'all rappers sound like you rap in Down syndrome
Wilyn out on Grimy shit
Singing with that sliminess
My tiny fists rolling spliffs that render rap gods overgrown
Ancient idols Overthrown
My trombone just Blowin verbal stones through the status quo
Vernacular loans
comin like shots of ghost pepper peptone to the side of your dome
your mouth spewing foam
And the wet spot on your girlies pants growin

scrolling hard times from my ink sack
Scribbling, I twist my cornrows
Dribbling, I exist to storm foes
Supple with that symbolism
Analogies and metaphors
Like, let your fields lie fallow
Cuz You reap what you sow
Stay silent while your sensei's spitting young grasshopper
I'm wiser than your fucking grandfather
And I'm older than Sylvester Stallone
angrier than Nina simone
watch me go
when I get up in my zone
To take me home you'd have your own baby's birth postponed
I'm just putting on a show
50 bucks to get in the door
Couple hours of spitting mo'
and I'll be riding in the toYota echo on my way back home
Yoda ain't never had this much fo'ce before
And I ain't never even like that fuckin Star Wars show
But I know George Lucas just a bitch fucking a dead horse
i been Too busy Hustling up and down the floor
I got endless raps up in my iPhone notes
My tongue curling rhymes like bicycle spokes
All the pussy fires getting stoked
I spits that somen icy with that somen spicy fuego
and I'm here for the long haul
Just be askin your girlie's vaginal walls
When I'm done spitting Ima be splitting once I be givin your girlie's iPhone a call


from batwings vol. 1, released June 18, 2017
rap written and performed by paterson cook
produced and mixed by noguano



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