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Vague Vanguard

by Vague Vanguard

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Dunzo Donalds f*cking incredibly dope. Wéye got the illest, most profound flowes. my man always rolling UnPreDictAble
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1.
Abcent$ 03:15
Abcent$ Verse 1 The grim rapper, dressed in all black The grim reaper in blue with the badge Slim Jesus got his mic snatched At the same time I walked on the moon with Mike Jack I never land, the say I'm quite spacey I flow like low gravity on gravy You can't knock it, I blast off like rockets My middle name is Davy, flourished like Crocketts Hook Be your self, 'cause everybody's taken Take your spot, it's the only one that's vacant (x2) Verse 2 Skirt, skirt, skirt like a private school girl Trynna do good like My Name is Earl I don't like sweats so I wear them outside You gon' learn today I got nothing to hide When subs slide, I let it subside If I row, row, row the boat might capsize Cap sizes, bottle top shots Duck, duck, Grey Goose or a shiny grey glock Hook Be your self, 'cause everybody's taken Take your spot, it's the only one that's vacant (x2) Verse 3 Bro, hi I hope you don't mind, I stole your lines like four, five times What's a nickel to a dime when a niggas trynna rhyme? That's the difference between being dead, and nine lives Uncle Tom droppin' bombs, blowin' minds Uncle Don Trump is a Jew, circumcised I spoke to his daughter, she made compromises She said that she's down with all condom sizes Hook Be your self, 'cause everybody's taken Take your spot, it's the only one that's vacant (x2) Outro The absence of nothing, the excess of something The countings of dumplings is obsolete When everything is one thing, and one thing is all things It takes tremendous willpower to be unique Me, I speak on métaphysique and philosophique In Greek translations Spiritual mind for my body to be pagan Like everything is, or isn't bacon
2.
Wylin' 02:17
Wylin' Verse 1 I keep the body bags hangin' by the trash cans Thank God no snitch is a garbage man I mean it's not a fact, but they know the deal I break necks and make 'em blame it on banana peels Is it real? The scar on your chest Is it true? You accessorized bulletproof vest Why yes I'd rather be necklace-less than a vestless chump That's left for dead I never had a need for Cuban links Walkin' through the streets with the chain untucked is extinction My white tee's made of Egyptian cotton Picked from the bottom of the coffin Two Ten, Common and I got something in common Ninety-nine problems, life is still awesome I'm like a highway, you can't cross me I will never be forgotten, got it? I'm like a highway, you can't cross me I will never be forgotten, nada Verse 2 Never ever, ever disrespect (Never, nigga... nigga) Look at my face, bitch you see that I'm blessed (Blessed blessed, blessed) My niggas know, you see I'm totin' the tec My nigga be the man who's writin' your check My niggas on the boat we stackin' on deck (Yeah, wavy) Why the fuck is bitches givin' me neck? (Sloppy the, sloppy the, sloppy the top) I say "what the hell?" and they say the heck (Why you say "the heck?") Niggas they see me, I'm tryin' to flex (flex, flex) I'm in the gym like I'm swimmin' I've got the chips and I'm dippin' All of my niggas is winnin', whippin' All of my niggas is flippin', we sayin' "hi" to your women All of your ladies is grinnin' Feisty, she fuckin' with me 'cause I'm shiesty Even when I'm actin' politely, they like "I want it inside me" Wylin', I'm wylin', I'm wylin', and crazy Wylin', I'm wylin', I'm wylin', and crazy
3.
Wounded Way Verse 1 Wéye T-t-t-t-t-t t-t-t-test T-t-t-test test, t-t-t-test More grudges means less small talk to deal with It also means less fake niggas to keep it real with I'll let you heal bitch, but I been coolin' out Sometimes I twitch when I feel your name come out your mouth Man, I don't like Wéye, sometimes I fight Wéye Sometimes I look around and ask "which is the right Wéye?" I miss the nice Weye, that sugar spice Wéye, that weekend heist Wéye Peace Love Brown Rice Wéye, I'm gone Now I'mma stay treated like a Doubleday Fuck em up twice, grab the popcorn like a double date That's HD bitch, high definition That's a PhD, bitch, pretty huge distinction Verse 2 Fābō I'm takin' off baby I'm trying to see the stars tonight Jäger mentality, move like I'm trying to start a bar fight So high off life, I keep forgetting 'bout tomorrow Beasty nigga, swear I feel like Fābō Drago If time is borrowed, where exactly do I trade it in? Afraid I'm wasting so much of life just looking for Mrs. Pinkett-Smith's clone Me and my sis were staying home alone, since the first grade What really makes you think that we would ever trade our independence? She said she loved me, not sure what that meant Your boy is 19, ain't trynna buy into no unnecessary commitment But I was smitten, for one gyal But that was back when I was just a boy-child Now my boys wild for hours and hours And throw some papers 'round some curated flowers That bring they mojo back like they Austin Powers And all you cul-de-sacs ain't fuckin' with ours, no really though And as for my adlibs, I'm better when them shits in stereo This shit could get ********??? milly rock On this here block I might pop you, no really though You ignorant fellow, I just turned to mellow, you bring out my Honey Nut Cheerios I pull a few strings and I just might go extra-terrestrial I'm on my competitors No matter the time or the place or the date, all you fuck boys can not get ahead of us (I'll be damned if you boys get ahead of us) Man, Fābō disgustin', Fābō is nothin' When Fābō say that he 'bout it, he bluffin', this nigga fully dysfunctional Then he bring up the bitches, I get uncomfortable, get used to it son I'm throwin' cheques on my to-do 'til Nike throwin' me one And another one, and another one...
4.
Indigo Elephant Take all the leaves from my family tree Rolling up all the abnormalities is sweet Greeting my ancestry, swimming in Zambezi Rowing, I'm rowing the boat, flow like the stream of the most H2O, loading up all of my quotes in a barrel of chrome Aiming straight at our dome Lowkey feel it deep in your soul Show me all the secrets you know Hold me, you should never let go I don't feel lonely when I am alone Slowly, I've been playing my role Holy is the wisdom of Solomon Ask me where I came from, I'll tell you that I am David's son Six-pointed star on my back, my grandma met Jesus He told her relax in Mexico, they were in Mexico He wasn't a real one so let it go I'm tired of all of this rigmarole I'll probably be chased by the Interpol I tried to tell them that I'm indigo Sometimes they hold me like a stripper pole Oh, I fell down the hole with Alice Wondering if I'mma land in the carriage of chalice in hands Challenging with demand, feelin' so spic-n-span Wack MCs kick the can, kiss my ass These rappers can not grasp, I live in the present, the future The past at last, I don't need no atlas I know this world like the back of my hand, fam Used to be jelly but now I jam You donut understand, sending you messages, this ain't spam I go ham you don't want beef, y'all niggas gas so I'm callin' you queef I'm takin' shots and you smilin' like "Cheese" Please, I wanna see all of your teeth Good grief, I only sow what I reap You saw my cards you would weep Read 'em and weep, dusty ass niggas I sweep Cheapshots is cheapshots at sheeps Don't give a fuck about tweets on the streets Don't know defeat when I'm ballin' in cleats Ball on a sac and my bread is whole wheat All of my homies is eatin' Don't give a fuck about tweets in the streets Don't know defeat when I'm ballin' in cleats Ball on attack and my bread is whole wheat All of my homies is eatin' Don't give a fuck about tweets on the streets Don't know defeat when I'm ballin' in cleats Ball on a stack and my bread is whole wheat All of my homies is eatin', yuh Noguano
5.
Ancient Bandaids Say my name three times, lookin' at reflections Your face multiplied by alternate directions, dimensions Did I forget to mention? The tension My body sustains from the soul extension Retention of lessons, mind suspension Divine intervention is my preference of weapon Protection from detection, for detention Relentless, my flow is endless, my soul is breathless Authentic, so demented, it was called eccentric A sentence, presented senseless full of subliminal messages I meant it For the attentive and the pensive Invented my own perception, with no deception Comprehensive, intensive, I'm not free g, my time is expensive My watch cost a Lexus, got it off Alexis My solar plexus acts like a nexus, collecting connections Makes me feel headless at breakfast My instinct has the bestest reception Ever since reception, no exception The inception, beginning to the end is a loop, it bends Three dollars, sixty cents My sixth sense sends me the bestest of friends Catch me on twitter, I don't follow trends or hashtags Rather hash it out, turnin' hash into ash And I'm out with the clout, no doubt The underground turn seeds into trees I water this beat by bleedin' it's easy Nah g, what a gwan with the freestyle spree To all them MCs, they be nothing like me Them rap styles seven days like week Got the one with the meat that the bitch didn't eat, la-la-la-la
6.
Damn Daniel Verse 1: Wéye Damn Daniel, back at it again Kidnapped in a white van by me and my friends Took off his shoes, untied his laces Duct taped so bad that he thought he was faceless Damn, tie up his hands Let's sell his soles on eBay high demand I feel like the man, call me Franz Ferdinand I spent the check to see London and France Prancin' in Paris, white skater sneakers like I'm not embarrassed to run on the track I stepped on thumbtack so I took off my shoes and my sneakers got jacked What goes around always comes back Verse 2: Blakey Blake Damn Daniel, in high school you was the man, Daniel Fuck happened to you? Heard you kidnapped by some dude And he went and grabbed your shoes Lets go jack him up until he goes and hands you back your loot Don't accept it if you lose Know that capitalists stay jammin' shit into the hands of few And your hands are out of many, and I know the system unwell like Matchbox 20 So you gon' pack it in your tool? And blast it at your school, or you gon- Swag is past the stratus like tapdancers on the moon Depends how you handle truth A man without identity's like tragic without Kennedy So simply it tends to be the principle of everything that sets you from your enemies Because your Vans are up, you're in a bend Nah nigga, this ain't Disney You gotta go get what you get, live to the limit B I don't know what it look like, you hold the mirror, D
7.
Crown on my head a noose 'round my neck Wings on my back, fingers wrapped around a tec Feet in the air, ain't no blood on the floor There's a watch on my wrist always present for more World on my shoulders, eyes like some boulders Life like a soldier's mind that don't judge I am not focused, more like precise Exercise my right to provide what I write When I right all my wrongs and I fly all my songs To the mind of a ??? who resides in a box Fine like the fiber optics, lockpicks Need some chopsticks I get tight when y'all expect me to smile Haven't laughed in a while, 'cause I'm trapped in society A human corrale La la la, la la la, la la, la I clap twice to pretend I turn the sun off Bitches offering me help to get my nut off My milkshake's made with almonds, no lactose Motherfuckers fuckin' talkin', set the gun off Pay me my, pay me my chips (Pay me my pay me my chips) I need my baby back ribs (I need my baby back ribs, yeah) Get on my, get on my dick (Get on my dick, bitch please, yeah) I got it lit like a Bic (I got it lit, lit, lit, lit) I know she down with the shits (Is she down?) Cookin' me, cookin' me grits (Cookin me grits!) Instagram story her tits (Instagram story her-) I'm in the cut like a slit (I'm in the cut like a-) ?? bit of my tongue with the lip, grabbin' her hips Shorty she know I'm equipped (I hit it and quit it, yeah uh!) Shorty she know I'm equipped
8.
Aubject Whose dirty ass fingers in my cookie jar? Just another Energizer with the battery charged I might catch an assault 'n' a battery charge 'Cause my next move involves a getaway car They say my hair all funky like Elvis But my face buried in your female's pelvis She tellin' me not to act so selfish But I'm tellin' her that she tastes like shellfish Catch me in a fur coat, until the day I die With my bloodstained Bills hat cocked to the side Wéye You got it cocked to the side, I got my hat to the back And if her booty is fat, you know I'm makin' it clap With none of her hands, a couple of bands around a stack I wouldn't throw it in the air 'cause I ain't got it like that, yet Bills on the mattress like Monica knew? And if I hit a lick, then my niggas breakin' bread too Backtrackin' on the Atlantic, hoppin' continents Rackin' up the compliments, saucy like some condiments Common sense, better not pay me pennies for my thoughts I got the deep, introspective bars hittin' the spot 24/7, ring around the rollie Bring the chopper to the ops and then I leave 'em all holy, y'all know me And if you don't then now you know It's the Reel Deal Weye, Aubject, Noguano on the boards Sharper than a double-edged sword Sharper than Gillette I mean of course Y'all don't want war, we don't drive a four door Ford Pull up on you in a tank, like you got anymore shit to say? Let it blast off, I don't spray You thought it was a game, do I look like I play? Checkmate, I am not the one, not today or ever Get the fuck up off my dick, forever ever Full Body Durag Been with Weye since way back in the day Full Body Durag got some info to relay Achieving payback, recieving playback Give me some feedback, you know I need that (You know I need that) Mistaking myslef for another, never I'm a clever brother, do what I must to discover foreign lands Ain't treadin' on no boring sands Though few in number I know I have adoring fans Sortin' through important plans, I'll escort you through the forceful hands Quarrelling with strangers, I'm dealing with dangers And peeling my fingers, my skin's gone through the ringers Numb from all the stingers but I'm making these humdingers Come fuck with me, best of luck to ye Oaky Rhyming for cash just seemed illogical But when I check the monocle, hip-hop's been opposite of obstacle With focus on the dials of my FX range This lazy eye compiles your correct change I hear about shirts that fit a man's shoulders Whereas I rock recycled hand-me-down No brand to hold us Well-used loafers and skipping combovers I look duller than chauffers, the fella who rejected osmosis Your image is looking like prisoners, figuratively speaking Until big jumpsuits are worn by the fittest, claiming it's in season Within reason, I wouldn't bend back for that But perhaps, I'm just a little strapped for cash
9.
Zambezi 02:13
Zambezi Noguano, Wéye, Reel Deal, uh Don't feel the same when I don't meditate Feelin' so dope that I self medicate From needle to record I'm pushing this weight Callin' me shine 'cause I don't know the shade Blade, my mental stay sharp as a razor (yuh) My haters aware that I'm major (yuh) I got the power like Rangers I'm blazin' this paper, that ash on my blazer Jacket I got a style and you jackin' I keep it grindin', you slackin', it's tragic Mackin' your chick for some mac 'n' cheese She can't cook, we at Applebee's I got a fat tip for the waitress Told all the women in my life they sacred That's not a big statement Sometimes I'm trapped in the matrix Feet in the ground but my head is so weightless, I made this All my creations made me All of the people I met made me me All of my waves are wavy, all of my mind is crazy-zy-zy Greed, my ego ain't gettin' no feed Weed, it kills all my problems indeed Seeds, I'm plantin' my seeds Try to be there for my people in need, and we might disagree But what is a family? What is a fantasy? What is a fallacy? Everybody askin', why are you asking me? Randomly, living this travesty Lovin' this tragedy Losin' my sanity My smile is a canopy, my mind is a balcony I'm bond in analogies God gave me anatomy Humanity, mortality, on so many planets B And I didn't plan to see The universality That you and I happened to be, believe Believe, yeah
10.
Burgundy Mojito Remember when I didn't speak for a week? All them hatin' niggas still wanna beef All my fans stayed lookin' for the heat Girl still tried to beat my meat Too many niggas with two faces I'm tied up with real shit just like my shoelaces Bitches too basic, too complacent Can't get a dick now they sittin' on faces Feelin' like I made it when I'm ready to class Too much swag bitch I need a hall pass I mean a wall pass when I'm wall to wall You ain't got ass we ain't fuckin' at all Fuck a Capcom and I use the Force And I'm gettin' these fours***? thank the Lord of course Are y'all entertained or do you want more? I make love, I'm not about war Boarding school made me a man More than I ever learned living with dad, it's sad But anyway, back to the track Killing these beats like Back to Black Like guano, I'm batshit crazy Sick like Magic Johnson's baby Flow like Hades, my boys all beast like the 80's Vivid description like HD, maybe Lately, I've been dating not Stacy ????*** on the court see, shortly MCs best be prepared Reel Deal here so y'all best be aware Vigilant, militant vigilantes That is the modus operandi Status quo is to break the mould Full house of wild cards, we won't fold Vision like sapphire bars of gold, I know It's the Weye, the Reel Deal Dean and Noguano No, ah!
11.
Moral Vortex Wéye I send texts in the rain, I'm so reckless I use my books in the rain as umbrellas I'm too dumb for you to ever be jealous I'm smart enough for me to never be a felon I learned my lesson as a blessing from my neighbors I look before I leap, it's gaps in the wagers Sometimes my mind reminds me body of the labor That my ancestors prayers unfolded these layers I need perspective when I spiral in a cortex***?? I store my consciousness inside a spinal cortex The president and all his friends abort abortion But support extortion, want to use distortion Lookin' for my portion, choppin' up a slice Matter fact I'll take two, pay my dues they do suffice I'm who your favorite rapper's rapper loves to bite Mean muggin' in the street but in the sheets I stay nice, yuh Bernard Willis Niggas ain't practice what they preachin' So me I'm never preachin' when I'm speakin' Fuck fame I'm just trynna live decent And find a bad little freak for the weekend My ego is in beast mode I leave a red rose at the gravesite of my deceased foes Ten toes around these hoes They don't wanna see me win, they'd rather see me hit the C notes What's a vegan to a omnivore? I indulge in the beef if you trynna war If I'm a piece of shit, what would I be honest for? You throwin' shade but I'll send you to the Commodores Yeah My life is lifeless, controlled by my vices My advice is derisive, my loyalty is priceless I listen to me, don't listen to you I listen to the new school but we missin' the truth For real
12.
Farewell Forest Tick-tick, tick Boom! Damn nigga where you hangin'? Vernon East, nigga that's my project Ain't got a gat but a nigga been bombin' Aint your set then the ground ain't solid Rhyme nigga keep it polished Got a few faces in my wallet ???? affiliations, fuck your questions I don't have knowledge Bitches talkin' 'bout the birds and bees All my honeys come from overseas (Okay) I'm about my feta, need the cheese (Facts) Listen freak, you better sign the lease Got my brother sneakers with the stripes (Adidas) Got my cousin dirty with Sprite (Yuh) Put my momma on a fuckin' flight Told my bitch she ain't my fuckin' wife (Woo!) Why these niggas klepto on the mic? Catch a rapper, they be dead on sight If he wanna battle, where the rhymes? Suicide is ropes for all your lines My nigga move that dope Told him my flow is my woes (Woes, woes) My figures grew at shows, ***?? Yuh Shorty gave me brain like Ivy Leagues Lately I've been slackin' on the beat Rappers all be tragic on the beat Niggas swear they got the fuckin' heat Nah nigga you are my bro, but nah nigga I'm like "No, nah nigga go" Nah nigga you are my bro but I'm like "Nah bro, nigga just go" I turn an L to a dub (Dub, dub dub) I put a dub in my L These niggas ready for war (War) Nigga I'm goin' through hell I'm hopin' I'm ringin' the bell I'm hopin' you open your heart They see me but can't really tell 'Cause homie, I'm dressed for the part You know that I feel like a man Sometimes I feel like a God The Devil he sits on my shoulder The angel is never too far You know that they both gave me bars You know that I'm livin' with scars You know that I'm givin' this art You know that I'm livin' without You know that I'm livin' within You know that I'm livin' with sin I don't know where I should begin So I'mma be livin' again I'mma be livin' again I'mma be livin' again I'mma be livin' again, I'mma be livin' again-gain

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At last, the first album from the duo of Wéye and Noguano. Many years in the making, these tunes have been inspected and polished from top to bottom. Fans of introspective rhyming and quirky production will surely enjoy this one, and there are a number of more loose, energetic tracks as well.

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released April 20, 2020

Rhythmic rhyming: Wéye
Music & audio: Noguano

Rap features:
Track 3 Fābō (USA)
Track 6 Blakey Blake (USA)
Track 8 Aubject (USA), Full Body Durag (Canada) & Oaky (New Zealand)
Track 11 Bernard Willis (USA)

Co-producers:
Track 4 Looppolo (Italy)
Track 7 & 8 Mateus Gomes (Brazil)
Track 9 yrstrly (Canada)

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